Tag: humor
group name: pointpiggys
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October 07, 2007 06:15 PM EDT --
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
"How are you, darling?" she said.
"What kind of a day are you having?" . . .
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October 07, 2007 01:52 PM EDT --
I thought this one was pretty cute:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't . . .
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December 20, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts . . .
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January 06, 2009 10:36 PM EST --
OK...now...I am addicted. My friend calls me up this morning and wants to know if I want to see Twilight again. I saw it the first weekend it came or pretty close to that. I usually never see a movie . . .
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October 02, 2007 08:54 AM EDT --
I cannot believe that next Wednesday that I will turn 47! That is only 3 years from 50, I never thought I would get to this point in life. My oldest girl is 27, so that should have told me something...here . . .
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October 15, 2008 11:33 AM EDT --
It's Wednesday. I think that means we could all do with some humor. Here are some funny signs that have been spotted in various places. Enjoy.
In a Toilet: Toilet out of . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . .
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January 05, 2009 12:36 PM EST --
With the state of today's economy, many of us are looking for ways to save a penny or two, but you migh not want to try any of these:
A funny from my email:
Warning: You may incur . . .
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September 20, 2007 09:37 PM EDT --
I just ran into this in the bottom of a pile of things I had printed out years ago! IT was worth a chuckle then and still is.
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the . . .
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May 26, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Business kept
coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As . . .
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February 04, 2008 02:56 AM EST --
Last week I was sitting in my living room trying to decide if I wanted to meditate or watch the Jerry Springer show when I heard a knock on my front door. Actually I heard two knocks because the Postman . . .
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . .
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . .
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March 14, 2008 01:13 PM EDT --
I have noticed quite a few Gather articles dealing with dreams in the past two months. Some of the dreams and some of the comments have been pretty wild and sometimes scary. I also dream and my dreams . . .
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July 30, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
I know that this is hush hush, but I found a manila folder in a shopping cart at Big Lots and what was inside was a short list of possible VP choices. I'm not sure which candidate it is for, but I . . .
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August 19, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
It was 3 a.m. and Marge, soon to be elected president of her Neighborhood Watch Program, was acting vigilantly waiting for a phone call to see if anyone needed tucking in. Bessie had decided to seek fortune . . .
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December 12, 2008 03:09 PM EST --
A few things here in this disposition
A few names, Who is Who, icon screen look
Verification, soy sauce stains overlooked
First person line, 'Do you solemnly swear?'
Singing songs of consciousness, . . .
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January 01, 2009 07:05 AM EST --
I'm beginning 2009 with a rant and I'll try to keep it relevant in the present tense. Maybe I should say pretense in societal changes in the past 60 years. I was born in 1952 of course looked . . .
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January 06, 2009 10:41 AM EST --
Introduction
This is just some jokes.
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True Joke
I had a tooth pulled. Ever since I feel that a part . . .
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . .
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